Europcar is by far my favorite cycling team as of today. Why??

1. Their results are so bad they must be clean.
2. They wear black shorts which is classy and old school.
3. I bet 50% of the incoming freshman at Maggie Walker could design a better website than their’s, http://en.teameuropcar.com/
4. They always attack even though they must deep down know they stink.
5. Most other teams are repulsive in one way or another.